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Captain Chemical Chihuahuas T-Shirt

Captain Chemical Chihuahuas T-Shirt

Regular price $20.00 USD
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Give musical madness a home on your chest.  Help Captain Chemical warn the world about the feral chihuahua menace with this comfortable T-shirt, perfect for long music sessions or terrifying children at Halloween or Krampus. The chihuahua threat is real, and so is this 100% cotton shirt.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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Captain Chemical
Life just isn't worth living without a "Rabid Chihuahuas" shirt

You can trudge through life dull and anonymously, or you can stand out from the teeming millions by wearing a Captain Chemical "rabid chihuahuas" T-shirt. Why not have strangers come up to you and ask questions like "Where did you get that dope shirt?" "Really, rabid chihuahuas on dope?" and "What the hell are you wearing?" It all makes sense when you hear the song, but until then go ahead and be that mysterious person with the inexplicable T-shirt. BTW, the shirts seem to be on the small side, so if in any doubt order one size larger than you might normally get.